Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash...

The GM of the Full Moon Hash has been called by his government to serve during a very important point in its history. Speaking at Tuesday's GZFMH3 Press Conference at Mango Bar, GM Gorf had this to say about his upcumming appointment in Jeddah:

"All deeeeze guys from Saudi want to come over to France. Dey must be wanting to watch de Euros or somesing. Deeeze guys are really prepared tourists, though, I'm impressed. Dey've got blueprints and designs of The Louvre, Stade de France, and the Eiffel Tower in their luggage. Very impressive, huh? Yes, so I go...need to get deeeze guys their visas."

And with that, Gorf is off. BUT, not before we fuck him off full moon style and replace him with a GM that is surely less French and more capable. Gorf has arranged for a mysterious cuntryside run site that will require you to bring a torch, as well as something to swim in afterwards. That's right, we'll be taking a bus from Mango Bar and getting outside of the city for a forested full moon that will properly give Gorf an 'au revoir' and a 'fuck off you wank!'

What: GZFMH3 Run #121: The Mystery GM Changeover Hash When: Friday June 24th - 6:30PM with a torch. Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B. Best found using a torch. Hares: Gorf & Mystery Hare How Much? RMB100 includes bus, dinner, and beer. But not a torch...you should bring one. What to Bring? Torch, trail shoes, swimmies, change of clothes, torch.

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

PS. Torch.

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-06-21.