Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

Despite being an enormous asshole, Cum Cannon is one of my best friends. He'll get up early in the morning to watch american football with me, I'll tell him about some of the cool things we have back in Michigan, and then he'll tell me about how they do something similar in Syria but why it is much better. It's a great relationship - really.

Now I don't need to tell you that sentiments between Americans and Syrians are...ahem...strained (to say the least), so we thought we'd do our part to bring friendship and drunkenness to the world, starting with the Guangzhou Hash. It may be a small step for man, but it's a giant leap for a drunk hasher.

Also, there's a rumor that I am now 30. So there's that.

Circle Jerk and Himalaya are also rigorously and breathlessly doing their part to promote Syrian-American cooperation.

What: GZFMH3 Run #129: The Syrian-American Friendship Hash & 30IOP Birthday Bash When: Thursday, February 9th - 7:30PM Sharp! Where: The Mango Bar (A-to-A run) Hares: Cum Cannon & 30IOP What to Bring? A torch!

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-02-08.