Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

It’s that time of the year again when we pay respect to the founding fathers of our great (host) nation. And in order to celebrate the upcoming anniversary in a truly harmonious fashion, the central mismanagement bureauof the GZH3 has ordered the two most patriotic hares to organize a reenactment of the Long March: Hunkaspunk and Constipation.

In another directive, the central mismanagement bureau is commanding all hashers to cheer for the hares (applauding, chanting and calling the Long March run The Best Hash Ever is absolutely mandatory) and to praise the grace and wisdom of the mismanagement. Offenders will be punished to drink ganbei with Meatballs.

When: National Day, Sat., October 1st, at 1.30 pm

Where: Gold Mango Bar

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-- www.gzh3.net

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2011-09-29.