Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

Last week, Fingerlicker was still very confident to win the “Worst Hash of the Year” award, after all, two of his legendary runs had been nominated. But his dreams got shattered when the prize giving committee of the Guangzhou Hash correctly decided that there was one hash that had even been worse. He subsequently did not receive the prestigious award.

‘This whole thing is beyond the profane receiving of earthly prizes, it has now become a matter of honor’ he was heard saying, and hence he signed up to be this week’s hare.

So get ready for another Malaysian attempt to win the hearts, and convince the minds of you hashers that he, in fact, can do worse.

When: Saturday, December 17 th at 1.30 PM

Where: Gold Mango Bar

On On,

00

-- www.gzh3.net

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2011-12-15.