HASH 1180

Where - Mango

When - 1.30pm Saturday 13th October

Hares - Globetwatter & Sir Cum

Cost - 50rmb

Dinner - In the city at 8pm

Hash Trash

Hash #1180

What a clear and short advertisement we had. To comply with the advertisement, this hash trash has to be short. So here is the hash trash should be:" we were on the bus, runners off the bus, walkers off the bus, on the beautiful trails, had circle, on the bus and back."

In case there are gossips in hashers like to gossip the hash, so here were some gossips:

On On

As you know, you find and flow the flour, and you call "on on" when you see the flour. You hashers don't expect some pioneers back to you and hold your hands:"follow me, here is the trail." But as a experienced hasher, GPS is exceptional. When we were on the high grass trail-there is a clear walkway hiding the grass and each flour in 3 meters on the trail, GPS anxiously kept calling Shit Hole Millionaire in every 5 seconds:"where are you? Where is the trail?" according the sounds, he was behind Shit Hole Millionaire less than 50 meters, just because the grass and bush blocked the sight of pioneers or the trail, to expect them back and hold your hands to tell you how to move next step??

As there were runners trail, runners got off at A1 point, which was not far from Face Plant, and walkers trail, walkers got off A2 point. To those runners who got off at A1 point, of course, I thought they wanted to have some longer run time. But that was wrong. For one runner, he got off just because he thought he knew how to walk to B point where he thought was. So one strange thing happened that the lost clearly knew why and how and when he got lost. When all the runners and walker were still on the trail, he continued to call them and asked "where is the real B point?" for he was ready to get a motor, which could run much faster than the fastest hasher runner, so the lost man arrived at B point quite early.

Circle Up

"Circle up." "Circle up." Globetwater had to speak it again and again near the ears of hashers; they were having their small circle, comfortably sitting and chatting.

The GM--damn it, it is Grand Master, not the common GM-brought up the hares, Globetwater and Cir Cum Navigator, for the long and beautiful trails. Then he kindly offered Mark a piece of ice to sit on.

Parts of accusations: > Constipation: the short hash advertisement surprised the Grand Master, as well Constipation, the hare razor. He had thought he was supposed to be the hare > Mark: accused by several hashers, for he had a birthday party in last Friday evening, strange things happened. Such as: 1/Gorf left his apartment around 6 and Mark went to bed at 5AM, what happened in that 1 hour? 2/his GF lay on the table, while he tried to get on, but failed. 3/happy birthday. > A new comer: though the two hares are standout for the long-and-hard trails, but the new comer needs more exercise after the trail. > The European: for the EU won the Nobel Peace Prize. If I knew they care about Nobel so much, I should have taken a piece of Ceramic tile, then everyone can have a piece of Nobel, which is the brand of the ceramic tile. > Mark: sitting on the ice, enjoyed his ice time: smoke, beer and accusation all were there for him. Other hashers had beer--bath when they were on ice, while Mark had a beer Spa. I doubt if there were 10 hasher really drunk their beer when they took the "down down", though the circle time was long and long. The hashers gave Mark a beer Spa. And the Religious Adviser Sir Cum Navigator gave him Baptism, under the ice water, he was named "Furry Thing" for he is a furry thing. Whenever hashers gather, he will be known as Furry Thing. Mark came, Furry Thing left.

On On

T . T

From the Word document “Hash Trash Run 1180.doc” attached to a gzhash@gmail.com email.

Imported from the old gzh3.net site (the date is estimated).