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Hashvertisement #1239 – The 12.30 PM Hash

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

The mismanagement of the Guangzhou Hash proudly presents the new meeting time:

12.30 PM

十二点半

For those of you who always mix up AM and PM, this is kind of in the middle of the day and from now on and until further notice also the time we are going to meet at the Gold Mango Bar on Saturdays.

To a lot of old timers this appears to be some kind of revolution which will ultimately turn upside down the culture of our distinguished group. Well, there is of course this. But there is also a lot of upside that cums along with the earlier meeting time. For example do we not only get on the trail an hour early, we also get to drink earlier. Others claim that with the earlier starting time no one will get trapped on the mountains in the dark anymore. So, I guess there is at least one good reason for everyone to cum to terms with the new arrangement, unless, of course, you belong to the influential ‘sleep-in-faction’ on the Guangzhou Hash, led by our Beermeister and his Beer Bitch.

‘It’s an outrage’, exclaimed therefore Forest Hump during last night’s hash press conference at the Mango Bar, ‘that a dear hash tradition can so easily be thrown overboard just because the mismanagement meeting during which this irresponsible decision was made was set at an ungodsly early time of the day when no member of the ‘sleep-in-faction’ can seriously be expected to be present. So, what’s next? And where will all this end, if ever? Now that we have already taken the first step on the road to perdition why don’t we go ahead and shake the very foundation of human civilization? Why don’t we, for instance, change the time of the Oktoberfest and have it in spring instead of autumn? Or, for that matter, why don’t we even extend it until Christmas.’

There was this moment of absolute quietness caused by the absence of all noise when the next thing you expect to hear is the pin hitting the ground of the Mango Bar, but then this just never happens. And anyway, the moment was only a very, very brief one and I don’t think anyone including myself even noticed it in its briefness, because right after it the crowd finally burst into joyful cheering.

To cut a long story short: The revolution on the Guangzhou Hash is entering the next phase. The Oktoberfest will officially be celebrated on the Guangzhou Hash until the ‘Hash Awards and Christmas Party’ on December 14th. It goes without saying that it will always be German beer and it will be a different kind of beer each time.

When: Saturday, November 2, 2013 @ 12.30 PM

Where: Gold Mango Bar

Who: Beer and Trail by Missing with Action & Forest Hump

What: Early Hash

What else: Extended Oktoberfest Season

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probably in March, but who knows what unforeseeable events might make us change our minds

the touchy ones

Circle Jerk and Cum Cannon gave us a good idea how easily this can happen with their extraordinary 12.5k trail (no walking option) last Saturday

at 12.30 PM

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2013-10-31.