GZH3 meets at 12.30 PM
Hashvertisement #1240 – The Resurrected Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Exactly 4 weeks ago Shoeless Ho and Cum Cannon had announced that they were about to set for the stars and become the new haring dream team of the GZH3. Their run, they said, would not only be nominated but probably also voted ‘Best Hash of the Year’ during the upcoming Hash Awards Ceremony and Christmas Party on December 14. Well, the rest is hash history, but let me nevertheless remind you. First, the bus couldn’t make it up the last hill and we had to walk the remaining 800 meters to the A-point. Then we learnt that even excessive scouting doesn’t do the trick if the flour isn’t properly applied to the trail. Hence, no one finished more than 5% of it. Most people made more distance between the broken down bus and the A-point than on the actual trail. So it didn’t come much as a surprise to anyone when last night during the hash press conference the Hash Awards Commission disclosed that the run has in the meantime officially been nominated for the ‘Worst Hash of 2013’ award.
‘Even better,’ commented Shoeless Ho on the breaking news, ‘then we can kill two birds with one stone and win the awards for the Worst and the Best Hash of the Year with the very same trail. Therefore, this time we will bring sufficient flour and place it in strategically smart and non-confusing locations. We will also think twice before putting a circle around an X. After all, these marks do not only mean something, they also all mean something different! Anyway, this time not even a newcummer will get lost and Cum Cannon also won’t carry twenty full cans of ice cold beer back from the beer stop to the bus. This time they’ll all be empty!’
Will Cum Cannon really get rid of the beer this time? We don’t know yet, but you can certainly make a difference and help him carry less.
When: Saturday, November 9, 2013 still @ 12.30
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Cum Cannon and Shoeless Ho
What: MEET AT 12.30 PM
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a lot of people call it also ‘The-Poor-Man’s-Best-Hash-of-the-Year’ award and consider it to be like silver to gold or, for that matter, Van Damme to Schwarzenegger. In fact it is a same-same-but-different award, and the lucky winners of previous years can still be seen wearing their prizes with pride
especially if this happens to be the only hash shirt in their possession
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2013-11-07.