Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
At Wednesday night's GZH3 Press Conference (sponsored by Mango Bar), this weekend's hares couldn't come to an agreement about what Saturday's hash would be called. Thumbelprints thought it should be the "Rising Prices Hash" and to charge RMB250 per hasher, but luckily a mismanagement quorum wasn't available to pass such a motion. Fill-Her-Up wanted to call it the "Go Back to Malaysia So I Can Reclaim My Life Hash," but this somehow didn't go over very well with his co-hare.
Finally, Turtlehead strode to the podium, wiped his brow, and muttered something about the perspiration accumulating near his genitalia and surrounding areas. It was then clear to all what the name of this weekend's hash would be and what the priorities were....
With the stifling heat and humidity that has Turtlehead's boxers resembling a Cantonese noodle bowl, the hares have made sure that there will be a swimmin' hole on Saturday, so bring your swimmies! Also, with so many hares, one could only expect that there will be a beer stop, but let's not overestimate these hares quite yet...
On On Saturday for a nice dip to cool off that soup you've got brewing between your legs! (Except for Dutch Pandora, who might want to check out a clinic to get rid of what's brewing between his legs)
What: GZH3 Run #1382: The Fish Ball Soup Hash When: Saturday, June 4th - 1:00PM SHARP! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Fill-Her-Up, Thumbelprints, & Turtlehead How Much? RMB50 for returnees and visitors, RMB100 for virgins (Welcum Package included!)
ALSO....as you may or may not know, everyone's favorite Frenchy is fucking off, (Oui Oui!) and we're prepared to offer him a proper au revoir as he leaves us for the happy hashing hunting grounds of Saudi Arabia (no, that's not a joke...). Gorf fucks off and we have a special treat as Itchy Britches and Scratch n' Sniff will officially unite themselves in hash matrimony (Hashtrimony?), something far more important and meaningful than the real thing.
We've got a beautiful beach hotel picked out in Zhuhai and some hashadelic trails to go along with it. Your RMB350 gets you transportation to/from the Mango, 2 trails, 2 circles, 2 bashes, hotel room, THE BEACH!, and as always...BEER! You can't beat the deal and you can't beat a GZH3 hash weekend - space on the bus is First Come-First Served, so pay the money now la to get your seat reserved!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb0W0lHCVQA
What: GZH3 Runs #1384 & 1385: The Gorf Fuckoff & Beach Wedding Weekend When: Saturday & Sunday June 18th & 19th - 9:30AM! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Gorf, Three Inches of Pain, Turtlehead, Itchy Britches, & Scratch-n-Sniff How Much? RMB350 - Pay at the Hash or send payment via WeChat to Thumbelprints, Womb Raider, or myself.
On On! -Three Inches of Pain
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-06-02.