Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash...
As I'm sure all of you are waiting with baited breath and pour over every word I ever write in my hashvertisements, I probably don't need to explain what's happening tomorrow (Friday), but I will again just for those of you who have trouble breathing and reading at the same time.
We'll fuck off the GZFMH3 GM Gorf with a unique cuntryside Full Moon run. Bring a torch and 100rmb to the Mango Bar at 6:30, and we'll do the rest. An additional note of importance is that you can choose to bring a tent/sleeping bag and stay the evening at the restaurant, as it will also be the A point for Saturday's trail. There are also rumors of cheese and bacon being available for those who stay the night...hmmmm. Contact me for more details!
What: GZFMH3 Run #121: The Mystery GM Changeover Hash When: Friday June 24th - 6:30PM with a torch. Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B. Best found using a torch. Hares: Gorf & Mystery Hare How Much? RMB100 includes bus, dinner, and beer. But not a torch...you should bring one. What to Bring? Torch, trail shoes, swimmies, change of clothes, torch. Tent/sleeping bag if you wish to camp the night!
Saturday features a bit of a hangover run that will be set by the masters of hangover hashing, themselves. Luckily, these hares will be camping at the A point on Friday night, so they should be back to their usual vigor after a beer and bacon in the pool for breakfast. Despite the hangover and despite themselves, all indications are that Saturday's hash could line up to be the greatest of 2016, especially because there will be another poolside finish!
What: GZH3 Run #1386: The Double Trouble Hangover Hash When: Saturday, June 25th - 1:00PM sharp! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B. Best found using a torch. Hares: Gorf & Hunkaspunk How Much? 50rmb for GZ hashers and visitors. 120rmb for newcummers includes GZH3 welcum package! What to Bring? Trail shoes, swimmies, change of clothes, 50-70rmb for dinner.
See you this weekend for the best back-to-back days of hashing in Guangzhou this week...ever!
On On! -Three Inches of Pain
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-06-23.