Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

Normally I am not one to be at a loss for words, but for some inexplicable reason I couldn't come up with any material for the hashvertisement this week. Instead, I give you pictures of puppies and kittens.

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Speaking of puppies, I'll Eat Your Puppy is not only an Australian that we can finally understand, but he's also setting his virgin GZH3 trail on Saturday! We have one of the GZH3's favorite little kittens to accompany him in The Silver Bullet, and Cum Cannon will be there because of course he is.

Join this Saturday for kittens and puppies' sake and because...wow...you need it.

What: GZH3 Run #1406: The Kittens & Puppies Hash When: Saturday, November 12th- 1:00PM Sharp! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Cum Cannon, The Silver Bullet, & I'll Eat Your Puppy

Social run tomorrow!

What: Social Run When: Friday, November 1th- 6:30PM SHARP! Where: The Strand - Dinner to follow Hares: YOU

Tickets are now available for the Christmas Party & Annual Awards. This year's theme is Spies & 60s Swag. You should be thinking about Bond, Austin Powers, villains, femme fatales, or something along the same line. Dress well and accessorize to show your clandestine side.

Tickets are 150rmb in advance or 200rmb after the hash meets at Mango Bar that day. Your ticket includes Mexican dinner, FIVE hours of free flow beer and wine, and the party of the year - don't miss it! Pay at any Hash or send via WeChat to a Hash Cash!

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-11-10.