Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

As Chinese and expats living in China take part in China's favorite pastime of getting out of China, the best part about China will still be running strong. If you're one of the unlucky ones sifting through last minute visas at your consulate desk or finishing the stitching on my new Solomans, the Guangzhou Hash would like to brighten your spirits at the beginning of this holiday season with new haberdash!

Not sure what to get your wife? Consider one of the new ladies running tank tops, which are guaranteed to accentuate her figure for our viewing pleasure. Can't find a great gift for your boyfriend? The new GZH3 running shorts feature a nice mesh banana hammock in 6 different sizes: Stiff-On, Cold Three Inches of Pain, Turtlehead, Warm Three Inches of Pain, Shoeless Ho, and Thumbelprints.

Bring yourself, bring a virgin, and bring some kuai this Saturday so you can clothe yourself in the finest threads in China that aren't for export.

What: GZH3 Run #1415: The Shameless Salesmanship Hash

When: Saturday, January 14th - Meet at 1PM SHARP

Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Hippie Hunter, I'll Eat Your Puppy, & Just FeiFei

...and don't forget....

Friday, Jan. 13 - TONIGHT- Full Moon Run #128 by Papasan!

Tuesday, Feb. 7: Full Moon Run #129 by CC!

Sat/Sun, Feb. 25-26: Conghua Hot Spring Weekend

Thu-Sun, Mar. 9-12: 16th All-China Nash Hash in Chengdu

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-01-13.