Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

"I pledge allegiance to the Brand of the United States of Trump, and to the Profit for which it stands, one Nation under Beer, indivisible (unless you're a blue state), with alcohol and trails for all."

Do you think you know the real version? Cum to the Hash this weekend to showcase your knowledge of the nation's pledge and white trash culture with plenty of cut-up clothing, willingness to drink overrated beer, GREAT music, and meet your baby mama.

What: GZH3 Run #1439 - The Red, White Trash, and Blue Fuckoff Hash When: Saturday, June 24th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM) Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5) Hares: Scratch-n-Sniff & Itchy Britches

On On! -Scratch-n-Sniff & Itchy Britches -- our homepage <http://www.gzh3.net>

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-06-21.