Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

As you know recently there has been a severe lack of good taste on the Guangzhou hash. People have been skipping out on paying for dinner, throwing beer cans at Mr. Lu, puking on the bus…

...but this week our two hares come from the homelands of good taste, California and France, and they have assured us that the trail, pool, and dinner will be worthy of privileged white women everywhere. They have also decided to forego the usual beer stop for the much more elegant Rio stop. If you enjoy the classier things in life, such as socks with sandals (thank you California) and nude beaches (thank you France), cum Saturday for what could possibly be the best trail of the year.

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-09-07.