Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
As you may or may not know, Left-Right-Up-Down is the reigning bureaucratic bastard on the Guangzhou Hash, he being the incorruptible czar of groundwater and environmental quality in Huangpu District. Spanning multiple decades, his distinguished career includes closing 48 unlicensed rubbish dumps, 73 illegal hillside restaurants, 271 bootleg baijiu stills, and one brothel specializing in goats that had already taken a serious hit with dwindling numbers of Scandinavians, Aussies, and Kiwis on the Hash.
For his next miracle, LRUD has been commissioned by his superiors to hire a crack team of specialists to purify the waters of Huangpu District. There is no better way to cleanse an area than than inviting the Guangzhou Hash to cum through; to flour its hillsides, to run its trails, to spill holy water upon its ground, to husband its animals. In the hallowed words of the Blues Brothers, "We are on a mission from (the Hash) God(s)."
Cum Saturday for the great restoration of the hills of Huangpu as Left-Right-Up-Down boosts his guanxi while setting another best Hash ever (along with VIRGIN HARE Sugar Daddy)!
What: GZH3 Run #1466: The Huangpu DEQ Hash When: Saturday, December 23rd. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP! Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Left-Right-Up-Down & VIRGIN HARE Sugar Daddy Bring: Running/hiking clothes, change of clothes/shoes, 50rmb for Hash, 60 for dinner.
And don't forget! Huizhou Hot Spring Hash Weekend with Dongguan and Shekou hashes is JANUARY 13-14...bus space is first cum-first served - register with Womb Raider ASAP!
What: GZH3 Runs #1469-1470 & PRD Hash #4: The Huizhou Hot Spring Weekend When: January 13-14. Meet on Saturday at 10:00AM SHARP! Return Sunday evening. Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: GZH3 & SH3 Bring: 400rmb (mandatory), warm clothes (mandatory), swimsuit (optional for some: see the GM to see if you qualify)
On On! -Three Inches of Pain
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-12-21.