Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

I'm running out of time to type this before my computer dies in Hong Kong, but the GM's mother is attending the Hash tomorrow. Please do your best to not embarrass me. My most sincere appreciation and thanks in advance.

What: GZH3 Run #1,472: The Mothership Hash When: January 27th - 1:00PM SHARP! Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Red Rocket Bring: 50rmb for the Hash, 60rmb for dinner, change of clothes, drinking shoes.

AND! The day that all fathers of young Chinese women have been looking forward to and the day that the Mango Bar has been dreading....it's official: Constipation is fucking off! Hundreds of hashes and many dozens of Dutch herrings later, the old bastard finally bids the Guangzhou Hash "adieu" in search of greener and flatter pastures back home. It's also Pussy Riot's day of birth, and this GM thinks it might be necessary to have both of them covered in cream at one point or another...

Make your way to Mango Bar on February 3rd to celebrate one year closer to Pussy Riot's death and the long-awaited release of Constipation!

BYOToiletTissue No word if this is a real fuckoff or a Cum Cannon fuckoff. We might be doing this again in June...and September...

What: GZH3 Run #1,473: The Constipation Fuckoff Hash & Pussy Riot Birthday Bash When: February 3rd - 1:00PM SHARP! Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Constipation & Lost Sausage Bring: 70rmb for the Hash includes commemorative Constipation fuckoff shirt, 60rmb for dinner, change of clothes, drinking shoes.

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

PS. Great artwork by PAPASAN!

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2018-01-26.