Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

With the federal government of the United States now in another shutdown, the Trump administration is deeming which departments and employees are "essential" and which can be allowed to fester and rot. While it is certain that members of the military will be treated with preference when deciding who keeps their job and who gets the boot, we all know how the US treats its veterans...

The Guangzhou Hash has stepped in as the humanitarian organization that it is to hire a newly-unemployed governmental employee to be this week's hare. While veterans of the US armed services often end up without healthcare, housing, and alone, Piehole will be given a warm bus, plenty of company chasing him on the trail, and the best healthcare of all: free beer!

Cum tomorrow to support this poor, pathetic veteran whose country has turned its back on him. We'll even have a donation drive for him where you can collectively donate beer for him to drink as he sits on a special seat provided by the Hash. It's these times when hashers really step up for one another, and we'll be sure to be there for Piehole on tomorrow's Hash.

at least for the next few hours

What: GZH3 Run #1,474: The Government Shutdown Hash When: February 10th - 1:00PM SHARP! Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Piehole Bring: 50rmb for the Hash, 60rmb for dinner, change of clothes, drinking shoes.

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2018-02-09.