Ladies and 'Gentlemen' of the Guangzhou Hash,
One of the world's great cultural and historic celebrations runs concurrent with the Guangzhou Hash this Saturday, and we fittingly bid adieu to one of our own from south of the border. Cinco de Mayo...as you know...commemorates the Mexican victory over the French in the 1862 Battle of Puebla, but more importantly salutes the millions of white people who annually defy their diabetes with freezer bag margaritas, Coronas, and all-you-can-eat tacos. The Guangzhou Hash (always being in favor of cultural awareness and understanding) will do its part to recognize this sacred holiday by giving its hashers not only a tequila stop on Saturday's run, but also guacamole at the B. What's the only thing missing from guacamole and tequila, you ask? Why, of course, a pool! After you fill yourself with booze, guac, and body shots, you can rinse your sins with beer in hand if you're not already rinsed from the trail, already.
Saturday also marks the fucking off of deeeezzzz guy Seedy Gonzales and deeeeeeezzzz girl First Cum - First Served. Despite his Venezuelan heritage, if you've ever seen Seedy destroy Taco Tuesday at Tristan's, you'll know damn well he hails from the land of the sombrero and Cinco de Mayo (it's all just south of the border wall, anyway). If you're worried about their future, though, fret not. After living under the wonderful socialism provided by Hugo Chavez and the CCP his entire life and acclimatizing to 24/7 surveillance, he should feel right at home in Poland.
On On Saturday for guac, tequila, pool (if you're not wet enough already), and another best hash ever!
What: GZH3 Run #1486: El Cinco de Mayo Hash y Fuckoff de Seedy y FCS When: May 5th - 1:00PM SHARP!!! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hare: Three Inches of Pain & Just Monica Bring: 50rmb for the hash, 60rmb for dinner, swimmies! Official Pin Prick Death & Disaster Warning: Off
On On! -Three Inches of Pain
PS. The 1500th Run of the Guangzhou Hash will feature a weekend of hashing from Friday June 29 to Sunday July 1! Friday will be a full moon hash and Saturday/Sunday will be a weekend trip to Yingde. More info to cum but registration is open! Early bird rate goes until May 31 so get your calendar cleared and your name on the list!
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2018-05-03.